some-fantastic-url-name:

just-watch-me-hachiko:

ulanji:

torukun1:

letmebecrystalqueer:

yourfavmoroccan:

i-am-haram:

chai tea (tea tea)

naan bread (bread bread)

sharia law (law law)

sahara desert (desert desert)

lake tahoe (lake lake)

el camino way (the way way)

pendle hill (hill hill hill)

soviet union (union union)

mississippi river (big river river)

the los angeles angels (the the angels angels)

hula dance (dance dance)
dc comics (detective comics comics)

shakira (shakira)

official-german-translationen:

lilium-the-dragon:

jaz-fireforge:

garrus-dating-sim:

We should make more memes about German politeness. Some danke memes, if you will 

I think that would be going a bitte too far don’t you?

Isn’t that @official-german-translationen‘s job?

Das Fühl wenn die Turianer dir deinen Job wegnehmen

memeufacturing:

nurse: doctor!!! This man needs an IV right away!!!!
roman empire doctor: four??? Four of what????? He needs four of what??????????

memeufacturing:

me: doc i’m sick
doctor *handing me skateboard*: prove it 

itsnicolenotnikki:

whoarei:

she guessed my favorite color first try..

but between me and u……. i didnt even have a favorite color until she yelled out yellow!! she was hella excited n smiling like a little kid. so i told her she was right and i havent seen yellow the same since, its in everything. i could probably live in it now. 

*cries*

shouldnt:

I have childhood memories that I’m not 100% sure if they actually happened or if I dreamed them

if u watched the movie zodiac it was said that the zodiac killer is born in december and the main suspect (leigh allen) was born on 22 december…. do u know who is born on 22 december too - TED CRUZ ooooooooooooo